03/27/2010
The X-Man and the Old Man
02/19/2010
To Be or Not To Be … a Terrorist.
This morning, some whiny tax-dodging cunt named Joseph Andrew Stack lit his house on fire (while his wife and kid were in it), jumped in his private jet, and flew his plane into a government building in Austin, Texas hospitalizing two people and injuring a dozen or so more.
One person is still missing.
According to a suicide note he posted online , Stack was fed up with the government – especially the IRS.
A few things to keep in mind when evaluating whether or not his rage, and the attack, was justified:
1) He tried to kill his wife and kid
2) He appears to be a tax-cheating motherfucker
3) He was wealthy enough to own his own plane
4) He owned his own house
5) He had a retirement income (until his accountant “fucked him”)
While anger and frustration at the current economic situation is completely justified, one has to keep in mind that he was certainly better off than most and probably in a position to … you know what, nevermind. Fuck this guy. I hope he burns in hell.
Start cleaning your guns and locking your doors. The nutjobs are coming out of the woodwork.
02/19/2010
Old White Man Angry at Young Negro
On Thursday, House Minority Leader John Boner (R-Ohio) told a crowd of reporters that President Obama wagged his finger, pounded the table, and lectured Mr. Boner on a scaring the American people. “How dare that uppity little nigger talk to me like that?!?” Mr. Boner screamed, “Who the fuck does he think he is?!? That boy is going to get a beating tonight!”
When a reporter informed Mr. Boner that it was illegal to threaten the President with bodily harm, Mr. Boner wheeled around, slapped the reporter, and muttered something about “communist faggots” before storming off.
02/12/2010
I know you are but what am I?
According to a poll done by Esquire magazine, 78% of “GOP Leaders” who spoke on the condition of anonymity,believe that a President Obama is a socialist.
Once again, this poll proves that people will say anything about anyone as long as they don’t have to accept responsibility for what they say.
02/08/2010
Stupid is as stupid does …
Uberbreeder and founding member of the Illiterati, Sarah Palin, spent Saturday evening lecturing at the Southern Art Institute’s theater seminar. Topics were said to include: Energy, Cuts, Taxes, and Lifting the American Spirit.
Her original topic, “Why it’s perfectly acceptable for white overweight sterile drug-addicted closeted bigots to call retards “retards” but them high-fallootin’ filthy jews need to keep their jew mouths shut - or else.” was rescheduled for next months White Pride rally in Hayden, ID.
You can buy tickets here.




